Really, Shoprite?

Things may be bad but they’re not that bad. What we have here is a search for Drano because apparently hair is actually made of Kevlar, confirming my suspicion of my robotic origins, necessitating regular caustic drain opener applications to my mid-century plumbing. Thing is, are they trying to tell me something? Is my quest for free-flowing plumbing mis-guided? Should I take this as a not-so-subtle push to the edge? Well? Should I? Answer me, dammit!

And I can’t even get a delivery . . ..