It’s Magically Delicious

Forget about the Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons and Green Clovers. Here’s something better, kiddies:

It’s incontrovertible proof that what lies at the end of the rainbow ain’t tiny marshmallows or Pots O’ Gold, but BOOZE! Glorious, soul-numbing, mind-deadening hootch. My favorite? New Jersey Port. Yum. Makes me all English an’ sh*t.