Info and Disclaimers, Terms Of Service

INFO:

I was born during a hurricane. I sh*t you not.

DISCLAIMER(S):

If you know me, or think you know me, and have somehow happened upon this site, please know the following:

• Not everything is about you.
• This would be your business if I had given you the link. I didn’t, so I don’t wanna hear it.
• Some things here are fictional, some are factual, but mostly, they are essays from my point of view. Respect that. Since it’s NOT reportage, but opinion, don’t expect a balanced view.
• Don’t bother running off to create a rival site that names me and excoriates me. I won’t read it except to gather evidence for a lawsuit. Guaranteed.
• Anything that is written down skips over scads of grey area. It’s simply impossible to replicate exactly the human experience and to express every angle of view. Can’t be done.
• This site is created in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave where we take our First Amendment right quite seriously. If you’re from a place where freedom of speech isn’t an option, I feel bad for you, but don’t Fatwā me just because I get to say what I please and you don’t like it. You’re not in the Club of Citizens over here, so, too bad. Sour grapes and all that.

There you go.

TERMS and CONDITIONS:

TERMS and CONDITIONS OF USE: The user of this site agrees to the foregoing as terms and conditions of use of this site and by using the site, agrees to the entirety and to each part of these Terms and Conditions:

JURISDICTION: This website, its content and servers are located in the United States and as such, are governed by U.S. law.

PURPOSE OF THIS SITE: This site is intended for entertainment only. The site contains works of fiction and parody. Some themes and language used may be considered suitable only for a mature audience. It is the responsibility of the user to determine what material may be appropriate for their consumption.

REFERENCE: Any semblance to events, places, persons or things is unintentional and coincidental. The content of quoted sources is the responsibility of the source(s) and the authors of this site rely on that responsibility.

LINKS: Hypertext textual or image links to content that is external to this site is subject to change at any time. The site owner(s) are not responsible for changes to external links or the content contained therein and the user of this site is responsible for any consequence or risk that may arise from referencing, ‘clicking’, using, following, downloading or otherwise making use of those links.

NO RIGHT TO COPY: The contents of this site are copyright the author(s), name(s) on file. Unauthorised duplication, copying, transmission or distribution of this site or its content is strictly prohibited with remedies as governed by United States Code, Title 17. I have gone after one crook and I’ll go after you, too. Technology makes it possible. And none of that “fair-use” nonsense, since you don’t understand the term anyhow, otherwise, you wouldn’t spout it on your obscure forum or blog as if it was some magic protection. Idiot.

COPYRIGHT and DMCA: To those who have been quoted or have had images displayed on this site: I do NOT copy material without permission. Where permission has been sought and granted, a credit and a linkback is provided on the site. IF YOU ARE A COPYRIGHT HOLDER and feel your rights been potentially infringed, contact me via the Comments section below the allegedly infringing entry and I will immediately remove potentially infringing materials while the matter is investigated. I take copyright very seriously and take steps to insure that material is not used without permission.

ACCESSIBILITY: This website uses features compliant with Section 508 of the U.S. Code to provide an accessible interface to impaired users.

NOT YOUR LAWYER: Nothing here should be construed as legal advice or advice of any kind. I am not your attorney and your use of this site or of the information contained herein does not constitute an attorney-client relationship. If you need legal help, consult a licensed attorney in your jurisdiction. Any information you provide to me will not be held as confidential and will be used for the purpose of creating content for this site. I cannot and will not respond to inquiries of a specific legal nature. This site or the content herein should not be construed as a solicitation by an attorney.