I Got My Eye On You

Flew down from New Yawk to stay at da Hyatt Key West. Pretty nice joint. We like it ‘cuz deres plenny a stuff ta eat an’ pretty much nobody bodders ya. Only ting is, we was hopin’ to find some lady pigeons at da bah or da beach, but no luck. Some pretty gay-lookin’ seagulls been checkin’ us out, dough. Boids. Doity, stinkin’ boids. Oh, well. Whaddaya gonna do? And this frickin’ railin’ is frickin’ hot. Nice view, if I sez so myself. Fuggedaboutit.