Happy Valentine’s Day

It occurs to me that I am very bad at the game of love. oh, it’s a game, alright. You know it and I know it. And in four decades of romantic activity, I find that I’ve spent most of my time on the bench or on the DL. That’s probably enough of the sports analogy stuff.

Now, you should understand that it’s not that I’m not romantic, because I’m not, but I am sentimental. For instance,