Doomed

You can get pregnant in the perimenopausal period. Beth didn’t realize this and was surprised when she entered labor – at age fifty.

Tomorrow, I will be fifty. I am not pregnant. I am not in menopause. I am in man-o-pause, though.

My daughter says to her “boyfriend,” as I overhear it, “I don’t want to totally gyp you of my awesomeness, but I kinda want to hang out with my Dad a little bit more.”

I echo that sentiment. I don’t want to be deleted. Get more space on your memory card if you need to, but please don’t delete me. I know I won’t be deleting you.