All The Other Crap

I’ve been married at least once before. It was fairly young – 24, I think. I’m not sure why we

As usual, I’m thinking about penises. Wait, wait – it’s not what you think. I’m not thinking of them in

I don’t like doing linkage just for the sake of it, but I spend a considerable amount of time wandering

I wanted to clarify a thought. Here’s the thing. If you’re feeling hurt, there is no denying it. It may

When I was a little bot, about eight or so, I guess, my mother became convinced I should play baseball.

The hunt continues. If I hear one more time that I’m grossly overqualified for a position, I’m going to scream.

When I was a child, my father chided me for being “too sensitive.” He was an impulse-driven nutball, plowing his

In a retort to myself, I have to say that I’m seriously thinking about life as a hermit on the

Still. Here. “Can mom come?” I dunno, but that’s not my department. I resisted a stupid comment. “Sure, Shel. Did

Okay, so here’s the story. I got a job with Super Duper Mini Corp, a wholly-owned business of Super Duper