All The Other Crap

Dear Friends and Gentle Readers; Another year has come and passed. So much has happened, both in my microcosmic life

Once upon a time, there was a boy whom no one liked. He wasn’t a bad boy. In fact, he

Another weekend, another reign of terror from She Who Must Be Obeyed. Am I really that bad of a person?

Well, another year has gone by and I’ve manage to do it yet again. I’ve somehow alienated everyone I know.

So, I was late for work yesterday.

Here’s a review from another writer (a real one, not just someone with a pen) about my latest entries: “You

Ho, ho, ho. I have so much to put down on paper, or pixels, as the technology of today would

Junior is a god. He well knows what I found out: the chics like smooth-talking slim guys! Don’t worry, I

Good news! No, it has nothing to do with saving money with GEICO, although I must commend them on what

My name is (fill in your name here,) and I’m a Smoker. (Room replies, “Hello, [your name.]” I hate smoking.