All The Other Crap

I used to be a media mogul. Shucks – I usta be a lodda things. Now, I’ve getting rid of

I’m a genius and, well, that’s pretty much all there is to it. Have a nice day, beta.

If I hear one more person complain about something inane like how their Quik Chek coffee isn’t cinnamon-y enough, I

Yes, I’m a self-hating smoker. Last year, my doctor pushed me over the edge into smoking sobriety by encouraging me

Oy, do I have a headache. For some reason, I decided to toast my lonely New Year with some Argentinian

The nights are long without you. The unbearable absence of that faint aroma of ginger you seem to exude is

This year, in review, positively sucked. It’s nice to fantasize that when midnight strokes, it all magically disappears and the

The question of what any of us want out of life is ages old. We know the basics. Food, sleep,

There really is no point in trying to continue. I try so hard, but I know now I will never

Christmas is a sentimental time. I have a list this Christmas, but it’s not for Santa. Well, maybe just a