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Don’t Blame The Fireman For The Fire

I’m not sure if I cooked up this phrase on my own, or if it’s an aphorism in general use,

Don’t pet a burning dog.

How did this become a thing? Random Respected Interviewer: “Could you tell us how Mayor XXX started his successful initiative

I just thunk this up: “Don’t always speak what you know, but always know what you speak.” or “Always know

If you love someone, let them know. But, what if letting them know causes them pain? Should you be Diogenean

Do toddlers need advance training in iPhone recognition and operation prior to their acquisition of the ability to read? Probably

What is this marketer trying to sell? Pots? Pans? A hot plate? If you order today, as noted in their

I like an analogue clock. I do not like the surprise of a new minute appearing suddenly on a digital

Start over. How are you? I am fine. I had peas with dinner last night. Legumes are not my friend.

I’m not sure how human vivisection makes for a good slogn, but, just the same, I’m learned to let certain