All The Other Crap

I mean, you can’t make this stuff up. Found at NJMonthly.com.

Yes, dear friends, the end is nigh! There has been a massive volcanic eruption in Iceland that’s delivered a column

Take this, scenario lovers: your Uncle John’s in the hospital. He told his girlfriend, Tina, that his chest felt tight

Love is chemical. But, there’s the unfortunate intrusion  of conciousness and thought that make human relationships, or homo sapiens compoundus,

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to doesn’t mean they don’t love you with everything

I wish I knew what happened to you, my friend. I saw you last in the worst of circumstances, the

I’m going to put on my lawyer hat for a minute: it’s very simple-if you legitimately owe a debt, that

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.

Don’t look in the sock drawer because, odds are, there’s more than lint under those fuzzy acrylic cashmere toe socks

Listen to you mother. Unless she’s a drunk or psychotic. Listen to her because she’s been doing the stuff you’re