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I like the hat.

Flew down from New Yawk to stay at da Hyatt Key West. Pretty nice joint. We like it ‘cuz deres

Dear Mr.Homeowner; Although you may have seen me around, I would like to formally introduce myself. I am Mr.Robert Grandtail,

It makes my daughter’s skin crawl to hear me refer to Lindsay Lohan as “LiLo,” but frankly, the former has

Forget about the Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons and Green Clovers. Here’s something better, kiddies: It’s incontrovertible proof that

It’s dark out and cold. I catch a glimpse as I pass a mirror and see a gaunt face that

She was tall, blond and young, the last attribute though temporary, her strongest suit. Her eyes were close set and

Entropy Acrylic, gouache, watercolor and prepared ink on canvas. Limited edition of 10. archival giclée print, $2800.

Press the button. Make the call. Send the e-mail. Write the letter. Send the text. Save the pictures. Smell the