Here: I Give You The Himalayas
C’mon . . . let’s watch this together . . . snuggle close . . . that’s right . .
Read MoreC’mon . . . let’s watch this together . . . snuggle close . . . that’s right . .
Read MoreC’mon. You’re Samantha Dale Horton and you’re the prettiest girl this town has ever seen and you can always get
Read MoreJust for fun, during a moment of frozen immobility, I logged into my favourite job board account just for fun.
Read MoreI like crackers. I didn’t used to like crackers. When I was a child, my father often ate clam choweder
Read MoreYou have my sympathy is appropriate. I’m sorry is not, unless you took out the addressee’s loved one in a
Read MoreI’m shortly about to begin a very hazardous trip. I get the feeling that I may not make it. There’s
Read MoreI got a “tip” on a Gawker post from this morning. The article was about a writer named Monica Gaudio
Read MoreI stopped at my local convenience store, a brand ubiquitous in New Jersey, before picking up my kid to drop
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