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I need some new ones. This inadvertently turned into a de-motivational poster, for which I apologise.

Scott Simon of NPR’s Weekend Edition was discussing a play during a White Socks pre-season game with the phrase “as

Just because we’re all American an’ sh*t, doesn’t mean we’ve cornered the market on silly marketing that’s culturally insensitive, outdated

299 seats and the only one i could snag was 11 feet from the screen. Sam Worthington’s begrizzled mug was

I just finished working outside. I’m getting too old. Muttering to myself. My neighbour across the road is a landscaping

Really. I mean, c’mon.

I’m eating a bowl of Cambell’s Hearty Sirloin soup at the moment. On opening the can, I was presented with

I have seen the future and it’s in my pocket.