Empty Stomach + Red Wine = Bad Plan

Oy, do I have a headache. For some reason, I decided to toast my lonely New Year with some Argentinian red wine. I should say that I try not to drink red wine since it has a delitirious effect on my system. My heart jiggles like jello, my scalp sweats, my feet start talkin’ trash – it’s an all around bad scene. I even almost made a drunk-dial, but, yay, I didn’t.