That Really Blows!

Yes, dear friends, the end is nigh! There has been a massive volcanic eruption in Iceland that’s delivered a column of ash 20,000 feet tall into the sky. Now God won’t be able to see us and we are lost! Repent, sinners – it’s not too late.

And by the way, if you were planning to travel to or from Europe today, forget it. Airplane engines don’t like volcanic ash – it makes the spinning parts inside go all grindy-grindy and then the big silver planes fall out of the sky and all of the people inside go “aaahhhhhh” and then they drown in the sea. The End.