Year: 2014

I’m not sure how human vivisection makes for a good slogn, but, just the same, I’m learned to let certain

Yes, folks, it’s the holiday season once again, when copious consumption of everything that isn’t nailed down is the order

Now I lay me down to sleep. I promise not to make a peep. If I die before I wake,

You can’t butter a lemon. Meaning (possibly): The application of a solution of one dimension will not change the nature

I didn’t have the chance to memorialise my dog, Benny, when WordPress launches version 4.0, codenamed, you would NEVER have

  Benny The Dog, aged 6, passed away from complications of pneumonia this afternoon. Benny is survived by an exclusive

I have a dog. His name is Boney. Actually, his name has been changed to protect his identity. Boney has,

Turtles are fiercly cute, much in the same way chickens are stupidly fierce. I had a turtle as a child.

I don’t mind falling on my sword, as long as it’s a pen knife.