Year: 2011
He Knows When You Are Sleeping . . .
Why does Santa have a homeless alcoholic’s nose, Mommy? Why is he looking at your ass like that? Is that
Read MoreDriving Me To Drink
As I plunge headfirst into the Hemingway segment of my life, less the marlin fishing, rhino hunting and shotgun, I
Read MoreSe ya Soon, Steve
Kinda sucks that you’re dead. But I feel ya. The way you worked to the last moment. I understand that.
Read MoreA Reason To Skip TV and Grocery Shopping Tomorrow
Hey! What are you doing tomorrow? Cruising the internet? Doing your laundry? Checking your Mega Millions numbers (no, you didn’t
Read MoreI Feel The Earth Move Under My Feet . . .
The National Geological Survey has reported a 5.9 magnitude earthquake in the typically non-tectonically active Northeast U.S., centred on Mineral, VA, ninety
Read MoreLetter To My Daughter
In the midst of my ex-wife’s strange and un-wonderful machinations, my daughter has been getting ready to go far, far
Read MoreStuff I Saw Today
Look, I know this isn’t Facebook, which I despise, Facebook, that is, but I’ve been toying with the idea of
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