Year: 2010

First it was the Latino Robots invading my town, now it’s Pastor Crankhead and his congregation of Methamphetamine Minions? Naw,

Please don’t think I’m getting all Family Circle on ya, but I have a recipe for you that is quick,

Monk Parakeet (Myiopsitta monachus) Old San Juan, Puerto Rico, photo Ujorge at en.wikimedia, CC I’ve been using a new medication

I like the hat.

Flew down from New Yawk to stay at da Hyatt Key West. Pretty nice joint. We like it ‘cuz deres

Dear Mr.Homeowner; Although you may have seen me around, I would like to formally introduce myself. I am Mr.Robert Grandtail,

It makes my daughter’s skin crawl to hear me refer to Lindsay Lohan as “LiLo,” but frankly, the former has

Forget about the Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons and Green Clovers. Here’s something better, kiddies: It’s incontrovertible proof that