Wtf Is It With This Snowicane Stuff, Huh?
Really. I mean, c’mon.
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Month: February 2010
Pining For You
Can you get your bark on?
Read MoreWalmart Fails Latino Shoppers – Unless They’re Robots, Of Course
(c) APB 2010 – All Rights Reserved Here is proof positive that Latinos are actually marauding robots in undocumented
Read MoreOr Are You Just Happy To See Me?
I have seen the future and it’s in my pocket.
Read MoreDismemberment, Desertion and Death
Eeek, eeek, eeek! EEEK, EEEK, EEEK! And the knife comes down, again and again and again as rivulets of ruby
Read MoreLuge Claims Another Life
According to to various press sources, Nodar Kumaritashvili of Republic of Georgia was killed in a training accident today when
Read MoreHappy Valentine’s Day
It occurs to me that I am very bad at the game of love. oh, it’s a game, alright. You
Read MoreI Have Something To Say
There’s something I’d like to say to you. I care about you. I’m concerned about you. I don’t want you
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