Year: 2008

If you haven’t heard, there’s an economic crisis afoot. It’s the worst in seven, eighteen, twenty-five or forty-four years, depending

Wanted: Sexual Plaything Moldable To My Every Whim Okay. I know what you’re thinking. I’m a perv. But I’m not.

It’s no surprise that in the microcosm of our individual existence events tend to mark significant milestones as we busy

The clock is counting down to a “new day dawning” as the currently leading candidate was quoted as saying. Smells

About a month and a half ago, I bought a car, a 1996 Chrysler Concorde wih a 3.5 liter V-6

Life is not all it’s cracked up to be. God closes one door, opens another and then, savagely, slams it

For shame. Shame on me for not uttering a peep here for more than a month. Thant’s not like me

To those of you not intimately involved in my pitiful life, and there are very few of you indeed, thanks

I got a new car. No, I mean I got a new, used car. For some reason, I bought a

The end of a marriage is like a death of a patriarch where the survivors choose to spend the rest