Year: 2007

Here’s the deal: I have a girlfriend. Okay, at our ages, maybe she’s not really a girl in the strictest

Some people are simply impossible for me to fathom. I know I’m not the master of social interaction, but c’mon.

To me, a tortellini is highly suggestive of that most ubiquitous of human anatomical accoutrement, the anus. That’s not to

So, being that I have some spare time in between scrambling together my awesome portfolio, I’ve been delving into some

I was going to give my lady-friend-writer-type a shout out and a link to her new blog, but she got

have tours. The Philip Johnson Glass House is open for tours right now BUT they are sold out, as of

I have to admit that I’m not a big fan of lingerie. My great-uncle used to own Maidenform, though –

It’s Darwinistic, but in this society, we don’t leave deformed babies on the hillside to expire. I have mixed feelings

Dear Doris; You won’t believe how my heart sank when I saw that I had missed you. I’m just back

Um, no, not really. You know, when I was young, I not only thought I had the world on a