Month: December 2007

Ho, ho, ho. I have so much to put down on paper, or pixels, as the technology of today would

Junior is a god. He well knows what I found out: the chics like smooth-talking slim guys! Don’t worry, I

Good news! No, it has nothing to do with saving money with GEICO, although I must commend them on what

My name is (fill in your name here,) and I’m a Smoker. (Room replies, “Hello, [your name.]” I hate smoking.

It was brought to my attention in a discussion of urban legends and myths that some things are too stupid

My mother died yesterday. She had lately discovered that she had colon cancer and that it had metastisized to her

Don’t you wish it was over? The “X”mas marketing that started just after Memorial Day, it seems, shopping till you’re

I think of you always, in little practical ways, in grandiose, impossible ways, in private and intimate moments that are

As you might have noticed, there has been a paucity of posts here since last month. I got a new