Month: January 2007

> Dear Dave;>> I just wanted to let you know that I’m having trouble actually getting throughto the number in>

Today, I disposed of the Christmas Tree slash Hannukah Bush. It tried to resist being put out, but in the

We have a rather oversized and insecure Pomeranian pup. She is afraid of the “White Cat” who, for some reason,

That’s short for “When Turkeys Fart.” When turkeys fart, the world spins a little faster. This creates increased centrifugal force,

My mother endowed me with a large brain, therefore, I ought to do something with it, out of respect for

What if . . . I had to describe myself to someone in such a way as to not scare

I think the beuaty of shopping is that it’s immersive in a three-dimesional world of design. As a designer of

I’ve just started “working out.” I qoute that since it’s not being done correctly, I suspect, and I’m the proverbial